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Come see what GJ's cooking up.... Here are some inventions that I'm currently working on in my lab.. Just thought I'd give you all a glimpse of what you'll be enjoying in the future... - Home Detox kit. - A button on a phone that will electrocute the shit out of the person on the other end. (Anyone else here work with stupid people all day on the phone?) - An outlet that will be surgically installed on the back of your neck. This will allow you to plug your brain directly into your PC for "hands free typing" - Instead of a water fountain, a FOOD fountain. - An injection that will make your body only require a bowel movement once every ten years! - An injection that will allow you to urinate shampoo. - "IT" - Dogs that can make beds and cook omelets. - Cigarettes that are good for you, and TWICE as addictive. - Red Jeans - A guitar that you can plug into the back of your neck, and will play whatever you think. - A university folks would go to after college that would teach people how NOT to treat retail workers like shit, no matter how much money they make. (Asshole U) - Robots that would make us their sex slaves. - Deer that shoot back. - Guns that tickle instead of kill. - Beer that makes people smart, and attractive to look at. - Genghis Jon halloween costumes. - A morning after pill that would make you forget who you slept with. So now you can have no reservations about sleeping with that lifelong friend of yours. - The color gohak. - A third parent, called a "Pom". The "Pom" would be the one taking care of the child when the other two are acting like idiots. - Some sort of psychiatric medication (a la' anti-depressant) that would cure republicans. (It scares me how much money goes to cancer research and not to this!!!) - A blow dryer for your whole body. This would be part of your shower, and would turn on when you shut the water off. - Extra-yummy hot chocolate. - A third sex, that both men and women are attracted to. (see "Pom") - Diaryplanet!
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