And I Think to Myself, What a God-Awful World.
Well it seems the whole world has gone to shit since I've taken my leave.
I got a lot of people to piss off, so let's get right to it...
A friend of mine sent me the following link that I'd like to share with you. It's from The Onion.
If you're not familiar with The Onion, it's suppose to be a gag news source. But as my friend stated "after reading this piece from January 2001, it should be dubbed the Delphic Oracle.
And how.
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Canada removed themselves from our teet long enought to boo our national anthem at a hockey game in Montreal.
That was of course moments before an American team kicked the crap out of them at the only thing they're really any good at.
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The one thing that they're good at is hockey by the way.
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It is illegal to sell Freedom Fries in Canada.
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I've been interviewed by Disco The Kid about my opinions for the war. It's the bomb! (Hehehehe)
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A girl kissed me on Sunday, then immediately pushed me away and said, "germs".
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I truly hope this war ends soon. That way we can go back to important things.
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Here's a picture of my friend Sean holding my cock.
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Whoever leaves me the angriest message will win an autographed, chick drawing, 60 Minutes T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
Let's roll!
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