Hey Mr. Taliban...tally me bannana man...
Hey Mr. Taliban...tally me bannana man...
I've been thinking of ways to help my country in wake of this terrible attack on America.
But what can I do?
I tried to donate blood, but the Red Cross is full.
I tried to volunteer at a hospital, but all the nurses there get distracted by my good looks.
The doctors got jealous and beat me up...
So, I said to myself "Mista Jon, use your talents to heal the country"
My talents?
Um....I play music!
But sadly my band outright refused to cover "we are the world"
So then it hit me....I'll write an email to the taliban government.
Now keep in mind that the internet is banned in Afghanistan, so I had to send it to their embassy in Pakistan.
To-Embassy of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan
House No. 8, Street 90, G-6/3
Islamabad
Pakistan
Tel.: (+92-51) 2824505/6
Tel.: (+92-51) 2278213 consulate
Fax: (+92-51) 2824504
Email: [email protected]
Internet: http://www.taleban.com
Dear Mr. Abu-Mujahid.
You are a very bad man.
Very bad!
-Jonathan Depardieu
That otta' teach em'!
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