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I'm back, bitch

Stop bothering me to update. I'm staging a silent protest for world peace.

Anyways, before we continue, I need you to go here, read the entry, and most importantly, read the commment.

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Soooooooo, I got me a message from Mini Me's girlfriend. Boy, nothing kills a funny entry more than one of the subject pieces coming in and reminding me that they're real people with real feelings involved in all this.

Hey while you're at it, why don't you send me a picture of the cow I just had for dinner the other night?

Well for what it's worth Ms Genevieve Gallen, if that is your reeeeeal name, I want you to know that there isn't a person on this planet that is more happy for you and 'Me' than me.

I seriously had no idea that my little blog was keeping the two of you up at night. But I'm a man, and can admit when I'm wrong.

Please accept my apologies for referring to the love of your life as a vibrator. I could only imagine the heartbreak you must have felt when I compared the person that means the most in life to you, to a phallic, battery operated, piece of plastic.

I also want to apologize for the part where I said your babies will look like Mini Me Barbies. If your children reflect their parents they will be adorable. No waddling either.

I most definately want to retract the part where I claim that you were 6'3". As clearly stated on your website, right under the part where you inform the us that you're "Petite Athletic Blonde", it's clearly stated that you're 5' 6". Let this obvious blunder be a testament to my lack of credibility in the previous statements.

And in conclusion, I want you to know that I am in the early stages of creating a time machine where I can go back in time and take back the part where I implied you were with Verne to get on Inside Edition.

Again, the website showed me what a genuine, down to earth person you really are.

Oh, and "Petite Athletic Blonde". I almost forgot.

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In all seriousness though I do want to wish my best to Genevieve and Verne. I had to write the above or I wouldn't have been able to sleep, but I wish them the best.

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Star fucker.

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Alright, I just finished watching the video by Disco The Kid's band and you know what? It was really fucking cool. Disco is really fucking cool.

No, seriously. I mean it. Nobody believes what I say anymore.

Anyways, he kinda' reminds me of Mick Jagger, but Irish looking. Sorta' like McJagger. (I'm trademarking McJagger name in case he decides to adopt it and gets all rich and stuff.)

Go see for yourself right here.

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