Carrier!
Wow, check it out, there's a band out there that named themselves after my last name!
They even have this logo...
WICKED!!! I gotta' join these guys, I could be like Jon Bon Jovi, or Mark Slaughter who also play in a band titled after their last name.
Check it out, I kinda fit in nicely, don't you agree?
CARRIER WILL ROCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SOCKS OFF, BITCH! WE DO NOT FUCK AROUND, DO NOT FUCK WITH CARRIER!! LOOK AT US, TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK INTO OUR EYES. DO WE LOOK LIKE A WE'RE FUCKING AROUND? HUH, DO WE ASSHOLE? CARRIER WILL CARRY YOUR ASS TO ROCKVILLE AND PROCEEED TO ROCK YOUR ASS UNTIL SOMEONE HAS TO CARRY IT HOME! THAT'S HOW GHETTO CRAZY WE ARE, WE'RE CRAZY PEOPLE- ALL OF US!!!!
SEE THAT GUY ON THE TOP LEFT, TOM? LOOKS LIKE A NICE GUY, RIGHT? I SEEN TOM BREAK AN OLD LADY'S FINGERS JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES THE SOUND. WE'RE C-R-A-Z-Y, UNDERSTAND? SEE THE GUY ON THE TOP RIGHT, MATT? I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW PSYCHO THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS. ONE TIME HE WAS GOING INTO THE BATHROOM AT DENNY'S WHEN A WAITRESS TOLD HIM HE COULDN'T BECAUSE IT WAS THE LADIES ROOM, SO HE TOOK A BUTTERKNIFE OFF THE TABLE AND CUT HIS PENIS OFF, NOW THAT'S HEAVY METAL MOTHERFUCKER!!!! WE'RE LEGALLY INSANE, SERIOUSLY!! WE EVEN HEAR VOICES AND SHIT, WE'RE BEYONG REPROACH, STAY BACK!! ESPECIALLY FROM DAVE IN THE MIDDLE. THAT FUCKING GUY NEVER EVER RECYCLES. EVER! EVEN IF A SIGN IS POSTED NOT TO PUT A GLASS BOTTLE IN THE GARBAGE, HE GOES RIGHT AHEAD AND DOES HE, HE'S OFF HIS MEDS, WE ALL ARE. WE NEED HELP... COME SEE CARRIER IF YOU DARE!!!
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