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DS5 Reward Challange

There once was a fisherman named Hermes

Who begged the Gods

To lift the stodgy winds and fish-emptied currents

His nets were naught but a comb through Aphrodite’s hair,

Her seaweed entwined locks,

Her konk bellowing in ecstasy,

Were all he had, an old pirate’s love aplenty.

Poor Hermes, his rudder hitting the rocks.

Oh sing of dark Hermes, fisher of skulls and bones

And the lost dreams of pirating men!

Fish their souls from their dark watery homes!

Oh mighty fisherman Hermes, let it end where it begins!

There once was a fisherman named Hermes

Who begged the Gods

To give him the children of the sea.

He needed to feed his wife; a retired pirate’s dare

His lonely home a skull on the shore

His lonely home far from thee,

He wobbled on the dark glass sea.

Poor Hermes, who could bring death more!

Oh sing of dark Hermes, fisher of skull and bones

And the lost dreams of pirating men!

Fish their souls from dark watery homes

Oh might fisherman Hermes, let it end where it begins!

There once was a fisherman named Hermes

Who begged the Gods

To give hope to pirates bygone

Who have perished in the terrible deep

But lo and behold all he brought up in his nets,

Were the bones of old, old dead mates.

But goodly Hermes saved them well

On his deck in a mighty, mighty heap!

Oh sing of dark Hermes, fisher of skull and bones

And the lost dreams of men!

Fish their souls from their dark watery homes

Oh might fisherman Hermes, let it end where it begins!

There was always a fisherman named Hermes

Who begged the Gods no more

For he had learned to fish his pirating lads

Rather than blues and albacore!

He saved his crew, those lost at sea

And gave them eternal life

For a pirate deserves that brave reward,

Captain Hermes is captain once more!

Oh sing of dark Hermes, fisher of skull and bones

And the lost dreams of pirating men!

Fish their souls from their dark watery homes

Oh mighty fisherman Hermes, let it end where it begins!

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