More pictures to prove that I'm the vainest man in Diaryland.
Here's me at my brother's wedding. (Story coming soon, so stay tuned!) All of us are collectively thinking "We're sooo gosh-darn slick, HA HA HA!!!!" Well, my brother's wife is a lucky lady. She's gonna' have the rest of her life to spend with my brother's big, white head. God bless her. Anyways, I'm the one at the far right grabbing the brunette's ass.
Here's me with my cousins Derek and Ali.
STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT ALI!!!!!