So my landlords are painting the house this week. The first step to that is to powerwash it. I know that because I was awaken at 6:30 this morning by getting powerwashed in my bed. You see, the FUCKING landlord was blindly washing the house with all the windows open. You know, kinda' like only a fucking asshole would?
I was so mad I just stuck my head out the window and stared at him. He apologized and I went back to bed. I overheard him say to his partner something about at least I didn't need to take a shower this morning.
Anyways, here's how I handle these situations. I send a joke email out to a bunch of people. One of which, is her. She can respond one of two ways, either way I'm covered. First- she could respond friendly, and I'll admit that the email was "my olive branch." Please come back into my life my dear, my emotions await your carnage.
Or..she can write "why are you writing me?" and I can say "FUCK YOU! I put your name on by accident. Eat my ass!!!"
Or she could just not respond at all, which it seems like she's doing.