GENGHI$
I have been informed that I have 5.98 days left of my Supergold subscription.
I'm having a little difficulty justifying 54 American dollars from my unemployment check to pay for the service.
I honestly only signed up for the Supergold thing to help out Diaryland a bit. I was doing well with the green at the time. It wasn't a problem. I felt I did my part in keeping Diaryland alive.
Of course that was before the maker of Diaryland opened Swappingtons. Another place I supported right up until I started sending out CD's and stuff from my own collection, getting nothing in return.
Not Swappingtons fault, but right around my ninth unresponded email to the administrators was when my allegiance to them slipped a bit.
So what am I getting at here? Well, in all likeliness these could be the final days of Genghis F'ing Jon with a Supergold account. I just don't have the bread.
Which leeds me to my idea.
Anybody with an e-mail account knows that the internet is saturated with online gambing sites.
Places where a Bob, or Sally can go and enjoy the sensation of casino action right from the comfort of their computer chair.
Now. Genghis Jon is gonna' give you that same experiece.
I'd like to announce my latest campaign called "GUE$$ GENGHI$' NUMBER$"!
Voice from the back- "How do we play?"
Easy.
I, your host will be thinking of a number from 1 to 10.
All you have to do is guess the right number and you'll win *$10,000!!!!!! It's that simple.
The cost to play is $5. Simply click on the paypal thing below...
Pay the $5 fee in one easy payment. Send along with it a number from 1 to 10. That number will be emailed to me. Before I open the email, I'll think of a number from 1 to 10. If you guess the correct number, you win!!!!!!
You're probably thinking why don't you just buy 5 lotto tickets for a chance to win millions! Lotto can suck my ass, here's a newsflash.... YOU AREN'T GONNA' WIN LOTTO, BITCH!!! The odds of you winning that is like 1 and 50 billion. I'm giving you a **1 in 10 shot to win $10,000!!!!!!
Play as many times as you'd like. There's no limits.
Best of all you'll know that the money you give will go to a very deserving guy put nasty pictures of somebody on his website. Isn't that good enough?
Put in those terms is it even possible to lose????
Have fun, and GOOD LUCK!!!!
*$10,000 prize may be substituted for admission to Genghis Jon's Mongoloids. Matter of fact, you can damn well bet on it. HAHA....Get it? BET on it!!!!
**Genghis Jon reserves the right to change his number after reading what number you guessed. Making the odds of winning slighly higher then stated.
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