Review on Spider-Man
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I'm really grateful for that. God bless you Twiggle
Anyways, I've got business to go over with you all here.
Spidey-business, that is.
I want to write a little review on the hit movie Spider-Man.
I think I'm pretty qualified to do so, seeing that I've seen the danm movie twice, withing four days of it's release.
First off, I had an issue with believing that Spider-Man was a true story. I really don't buy that crap for a second.
Second, I want to point out that Spider-Man in the comics looks pretty cool. On screen, he looks a little.....I don't know how to say it......um.....gay!
I just found his outfit just a liiiiiittle too tight. I found his costume just a liiiiiittle too colorful. There was one scene when he was running from the Green Gobbler (..or whatever) and he just looks like such a tart. I mean, Batman was dark and stuff. But Spidey mind as well as called himself Gay-Man.
Anyways, the worst part of the whole thing was the ending. Spider-Man gets raped and murdered by a gang of thugs.
I thought that was totally inappropriate for the kids to see their hero bent over a rail, pants pulled down, having a group of nasty street thugs have their way with Spider-Man's behind over and over again. I swear, the scene went on for almost 30 minutes. Yuck, and it was very graphic too.
Anyways, other than the fact that they lied about it being a true story, Spider-Man's homo-erotic outfit, and the anal rape at the end, it wasn't a bad movie.