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Taliban T.V. Schedule

MONDAYS:

7:30 The Mohammed Bunch

8:00 Husseinfeld

8:30 Mad About Everything

9:00 Suddenly Sanctions

9:30 The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show

10:00 Allah McBeal

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TUESDAYS:

7:30 Wheel of Fortune and Terror

8:30 The Price is Right! (If The Taliban Says It's Right)

9:00 Women Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things

9:30 Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

10:00 Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

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WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 U.S. Military Secrets Revealed (a.k.a CNN)

8:30 When Kurds Attack

9:00 Two Guys, no girls, and a Fatwah

9:30 Just Shoot Me

10:00 Veilwatch

10:30 Leave it to Osama

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THURSDAYS:

8:00 Matima Loves Chachi

8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H

9:00 Veronica's Closet (Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses)

9:30 My Two Baghdads

10:00 Diagnosis: Heresy

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FRIDAYS:

8:00 Everybody Loves The Taliban (Or we'll Have You Shot!)

8:30 (Only Our...) Will and Grace (..From God Can Keep Us From Touching Each Other.)

9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things

10:00 Achmed's Creek

11:00 Matlock

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