The one commandment
Please send an email to email@example.com
The owner of this email has no upper lip.
Do you have an upper lip?
This guy seems to feel that he doesn't need an upper lip.
Are you gonna' put up with this guy's shit?
Didn't think so....
I COMMAND YOU ALL to email this guy, and tell him that not having an upper lip will NOT be tolerated in this day in age.
If you obey me, I'll reward you with a letter I wrote to Eminem.
Oh, it's my birthday too.
Send me something.