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I.M. Fun! Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
*John skinnino says: what's up faggot *Jon says: what's up bitch? *John skinnino says: hey dickhead *John skinnino says: what ya doin *Jon says: jerking off to pictures of your mother *John skinnino says: me too *John skinnino says: what a coincidence *Jon says: cool man! We should do it together *John skinnino says: that would be sick *John skinnino says: i like to jerk off to my mother alone, thank you very much *John skinnino says: only one thing better *Jon says: I know, that's kinky having someone else there *Jon says: what's that? *John skinnino says: your mother gives GREAT head *John skinnino says: your dad's a lucky guy *Jon says: Hey, that wasn't my mother. THat was me in a mask, motherfucker! Ha! I fooled your ass! *John skinnino says: wow, your pretty good. Do you get lots of practice *Jon says: Just with your girlfriend and her strap-on. But that's only when I have $5, ya know? *John skinnino says: haha *John skinnino says: hey, you should check out my ebay sales *Jon says: I did, I put $5 up for Terry (his girlfriend). *Jon says: Can't imagine anyone outbidding me *John skinnino says: what about my mixer and my dreamcast shit, you interested *John skinnino says: ya, she's not a high seller *Jon says: how much for your mixer? *John skinnino says: but $5 is $5 John skinnino says: it's up to $600, and it's only been on since thursday night *Jon says: True. i mean, it's not like you could bring HER to the store and pay for something with HER. Now, $5.... *Jon says: Really, how much did you pay for it? *John skinnino says: i expect it will get up to $700 *John says: my mother gave it to me *Jon says: HEY, you know guitar center is having a sale today, right? *John skinnino says: i told her i traded it in for the mackie (his PA) *John skinnino says: no i didn't know *Jon says: and if you buy something for over 499, you won't have to pay until 2002! *Jon says: Well, I'm talking to you skin-boy! *John skinnino says: yeay, if you can get their credit *John skinnino says: they rejected me *Jon says: Really? They rejected you? *John skinnino says: said my debt to income ratio was too high *Jon says: Yeah, because of everything you bought from them! *John skinnino says: since i owe $40,000, and make $0.00 / year, they think I'm a risk *John skinnino says: ??? *Jon says: Stupid assholes, what's their problem? *John skinnino says: ??? *John skinnino says: so id you get your car back yet *Jon says: yeah, yesterday. *John skinnino says: how much *Jon says: don't ask *John skinnino says: come on, how much *Jon says: I owed the bank $550 and the repo fee was $335 *John skinnino says: holy shit *John skinnino says: that sucks *John skinnino says: what a business huh *Jon says: I know, I could of bought your mixer! *John skinnino says: steal cars and give them back to their owners for a small fee of $335 *Jon says: Really. And I know people who go to jail for that shit. These guys NOTIFY the police before they steal your car, jeez... *John skinnino says: hows the guitar I lent you? *John skinnino says: i have a sale going on today *John skinnino says: but my guitar now and don't pay me until 2001 *Jon says: A sale? for the guitar? *Jon says: Wow, that's so far into the future... *John skinnino says: yeah, pay me first, and then i'll give you a guitar *John skinnino says: but then again you already have it *John skinnino says: so you playing much *Jon says: A guitar? Like I won't know what guitar it will be? I'm guessing it won't be the MusicMan? *John skinnino says: no, the fender *Jon says: Yeah, I'm playing the guitar all the time. *John skinnino says: best american guitar made in japan you know *Jon says: The made in China one? Ugh, I wouldn't call it a Fender? *Jon says: China, John. *John skinnino says: your the one playing it all the time *John skinnino says: how's your bass *John skinnino says: japan china, they're all gooks to me *Jon says: Well, I'm playing that and I'm playing Andrew's guitar *John skinnino says: what kind of guitar does he have? *Jon says: Hey, you're girlfriend is Vietnamesse *John skinnino says: hey, watch it man *John skinnino says: i'll kick your lilly ass *Jon says: A 60 year old, boght from a catalog, acuostic. *John skinnino says: speaking of people who kick other peoples lilly asses, I've been dreaming about fred lately *Jon says: I was defending her. you were calling her race "gooks" *Jon says: Big house Fred? *John skinnino says: vetinamesse people aren't gooks *John skinnino says: only china and japan, god, you're sooo racial someimtes *Jon says: Dreaming about him? Really? damn John. You're fucked up. *John skinnino says: ya *John skinnino says: me you and fred robbed a bank, and i shot someone *John skinnino says: it's too detailed to write about it *Jon says: I hope it was me that you shot *John skinnino says: no sorry *John skinnino says: so why you calling my girlfreind a gook *Jon says: So, what are you doing today, other then going to Guitar Center and looking at all the pretty, pretty stuff we're too poor to buy? *John skinnino says: i've gotta clean my room *Jon says: John, you were calling her a gook. She's Asian. *Jon says: the old "clean your room" line, huh? *John skinnino says: fuck you man. I said chinese and japanese were gooks, your the one who generalized that to mean all asians *John skinnino says: racist *John skinnino says: actually, I've got to study *John skinnino says: the old "got to study" line *Jon says: Hey, I didn't mean it like that. You know I'd never call her a gook, it's just......ugh..... *John skinnino says: fuck you you lilly frenchman *Jon says: Well, what is it man? Gotta' study or do you gotta clean your room? You can't do both. Which one will it be John? Which one? *John skinnino says: i'll kick you french ass with some good old irish gusto *John skinnino says: gotta be both *John skinnino says: maybe one today and one tomorrow *Jon says: Dude, I think everyone in Europe has kicked the Irishes ass. Even the freaking English. *John skinnino says: look, we both know i'm not going to clean my room. I'm just going to think about it. But i do have to study *Jon says: Well, you may not know, but I know that you're not gonna' study. So let's go play. *John skinnino says: ya, but it's irish luck. Just think how lucky the irish are. No worries. Taking over counrties is a lot of work *Jon says: So is that why you can't clean your room? It's "Irish luck"? *John skinnino says: yup *John skinnino says: so you want to buy anything from me??? *John skinnino says: I'll knock off the shipping and handling price if you outbid anyone on ebay *Jon says: Jeez, now I wanna take a shower with Irish Spring soap. Somehow my Ivory soap isn't good enough. Thanks a lot, John! *Jon says: what else are you selling *John skinnino says: does that mean that secretly you want to shower with me? *John skinnino says: dreamcast, and games *Jon says: I want to shower with your people. *John skinnino says: you could get a good deal *Jon says: I doubt that *John skinnino says: someone e-mailed me thins morning and asked if i wanted to trade for their playstation and 166 games *John skinnino says: 16 games *John skinnino says: not 166 *Jon says: what'd you tell him? *John skinnino says: ok dude, i gotta go study *John skinnino says: no *John skinnino says: not interested *Jon says: good call. OK, see ya *John skinnino says: bye *Jon says: buy, i mean....bye
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