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When I was 17 I wrote a song called "My Mom is a Slut"

She caught me rehearsing it in my room one day.

The lyrics went as followed...

My mom is a slut

She take's it in the butt

She's such a crazy nut

Sooooooo, baby won't you let me give you my lovin'?

Mom almost fainted.

I can't wait to have kids.


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