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Spam from Mom

There's just some Spam e-mails that you can't just ignore. Sometimes you have to fight back.


A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

Editors Note

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Dear Mom.

Are you on crack? If you ever send me another spam e-mail like that again I will personally come over and smash the laptop that I regret ever buying you.

I have not been exposed to so much bullshit since I visited Spain.

Let's just be straight up here - women are evil. Oh they sure play the victim card pretty well, as your propaganda ridden e-mail is evident.

How about instead of sending out this crap to everybody in your address list where 90% already have you blocked because they're sick of getting every piece of crap you come across on the net you pick up a bible, open to the part where God made women from man's rib, then ponder your role in the universe. Love Jon.

PS. I spoke to God too, he said to stop Spamming him.


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