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My F'ing Diaryland Trading Card Diaryland Trading Cards!
Description: I do interviews, I write letters to unsuspecting corporations, and sometimes I talk politics. People go crazy when I talk politics. I LOVE talking politics. Strengths: I am the greatest interviewer ever, ever, ever. EV-ER! Weaknesses: I tend to lack a bit in the humility department. Haven't championed too many spelling bees. Special Skills: For better or for worse I get people talking. What I mean by "takling" usually comes in the form of profanity towards yours truly. Weapons: My French hyper-sensativity combinded with American ruthlessness makes for an incredibly dangerous individual. Did you quit drinking alcohol when you were 19 years old, and recently end your sobriety streak of 9 1/2 years at your brother's wedding after taking the holy communion?: Yes.
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