Life is wild, wacky stuff.
Talked to my main man Jonas Cord today on Yahoo IM. Haven't heard from him in awhile. He moved from Hartford to NYC about a year ago. Through some very of my famous investigatory work, I found this!
He's wrote one entry, and one entry only. Somebody write him and tell him to update. he's the shit, lemme' tell you...
I had to abruptly end our chat, due to the fact that all the phones and computers shut down, and my like started omitting toxic fumes.
I spent an hour walking around, sometimes joining in a group prayer to get sent home early. But as satan would will, everything's fixed (except my computer, it blew! I'm on a loaner now..) and I'm now back to work..
And in case anyone is interested, here's a list of things I'm sick of...
-News on anthrax.
-Special reports on anthrax.
-Random people talking about anthrax
-Tricking my roommates into opening the mail, to see if they get symptems of anthrax.
-Expert opinions on anthrax
-Non-expert opinions on anthrax.
-The band Anthrax on anthrax.
-The social/political group "People For The Liberty Of Anthrax, Forever!" or P.O.T.L.O.A.F.
-Emeril Lagasse giving recipes with anthrax.
-NBC trying to get a sitcom starring anthrax.
-People singing "Anthrax keeps fallin' on my head..."
-Newsmen trying to get a statement on George Harrison's death from anthrax.
-Fat free anthrax.
-Anthrax knocking on my door pretending to be a candy-gram.
-ABC changing their name to Anthrax Broadcasting Company.
I'm getting the feeling it's gonna' be an anthrax Christmas.
I also wanted to mention that it's December 3rd in Connecticut, and it's like 58 degrees outside.
I do believe that ain't right...