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Life is wild, wacky stuff. Talked to my main man Jonas Cord today on Yahoo IM. Haven't heard from him in awhile. He moved from Hartford to NYC about a year ago. Through some very of my famous investigatory work, I found this! He's wrote one entry, and one entry only. Somebody write him and tell him to update. he's the shit, lemme' tell you... I had to abruptly end our chat, due to the fact that all the phones and computers shut down, and my like started omitting toxic fumes. I spent an hour walking around, sometimes joining in a group prayer to get sent home early. But as satan would will, everything's fixed (except my computer, it blew! I'm on a loaner now..) and I'm now back to work.. And in case anyone is interested, here's a list of things I'm sick of... -Anthrax -News on anthrax. -Special reports on anthrax. -Random people talking about anthrax -Tricking my roommates into opening the mail, to see if they get symptems of anthrax. -Expert opinions on anthrax -Non-expert opinions on anthrax. -The band Anthrax on anthrax. -The social/political group "People For The Liberty Of Anthrax, Forever!" or P.O.T.L.O.A.F. -Emeril Lagasse giving recipes with anthrax. -NBC trying to get a sitcom starring anthrax. -People singing "Anthrax keeps fallin' on my head..." -Newsmen trying to get a statement on George Harrison's death from anthrax. -Fat free anthrax. -Anthrax knocking on my door pretending to be a candy-gram. -ABC changing their name to Anthrax Broadcasting Company. I'm getting the feeling it's gonna' be an anthrax Christmas. I also wanted to mention that it's December 3rd in Connecticut, and it's like 58 degrees outside. I do believe that ain't right... Ciao.
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