When I was 17 I wrote a song called "My Mom is a Slut"
She caught me rehearsing it in my room one day.
The lyrics went as followed...
My mom is a slut
She take's it in the butt
She's such a crazy nut
Sooooooo, baby won't you let me give you my lovin'?
Mom almost fainted.
I can't wait to have kids.