People need to stop having fucking kids!
Remember way back when? A long, long time ago when attacking people with doody would make girls sick?
Somebody offer these "powder puff" football girls a Virginia Slim, because baby, they've come a long way!
Oh yeah! And what's cuter than brutally attacking a bunch of defenseless girls that are idly sitting at their mercy?
The papers say these kids are from a "well-to-do Chicago suburb".
Figures they're rich. There's not a creature on this planet more out of control than a rich kid that was raised getting everything they've ever wanted.
I hope every fucking twat involved in this gets the living fuck beaten out of them in the state pen.
Oh, and the debates have officially begun!