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I Hate Spammers Hi, Hi Kimberly Thanks for the spam. Unfortunately I won't be able to make it to either of your upcoming gigs in Cromwell or I'm sure they'll both turn out to be historic events that will be noted in Rock History as the two moments that catapulted what will become the biggest band in the galaxy, if not, the PLANET!!! Sadly I do not like shitty music fronted by middle-aged b Please note this is my problem, not yours. I've had an aversion to all things crappy ever since I was a boy. I can only speak for myself however; there Anyways good luck with your email campaign to recruit new fans over to this strange new sound you guys have inovated that you call "Classic rock". Just be warned not to let too many people know about this music. I mean the last thing you'd want is 10 billion other bands playing the same type of music you're doing in every dive bar in the country. That would suck, oops too late! Either way if the music business doesn�t work out you can always have a great future annoying the hell out of people via unwanted e-mail. Viagra anyone? I'm betting half your band. Your pal. PS I'm willing to bet good money that you guys do a cover of "Mustang Sally" in your set list. Bullseye, right? Why don't you block bands, then? Let me guess...it's because you're a cock smoker with low self esteem who enjoys any opportunity to put someone down. Bullseye, right? ====================================================== Bullseye. It's not you, it's me. I think I said that already but whatever. But to play along, yes, I didn't set my settings to "block bands". I also don't have a sign requesting people not to take a crap on the hood of my car. Is this the world you want our children growing up in Kimberly? Your pal. GJ
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